DREAMS

   "I have had this recurrent dream for some years now. A tall, dark man shows me a Sega game called Shaq-Fu. The man in the game is this man I have never seen before, he looks nothing like Sonic, nevertheless I inexplicably answer that I do recognize my game. At this point I usually wake up feeling very peaceful and ready to watch Oprah. Other times the dream continues, I am at the last level of the game, I play more Shaq-Fu and I realise the game ontop of my Sega console is missing."

   "I fell in love with him from the very first time I heard him in my dream say, "you tell Yao Ming, ching chong yang, wah, ah so". Even though if I think about it I must admit he's really ugly. And yet each and every time, he sweeps me off my feet with his romantic gestures and sweet words. He buys me flowers, jewellery, he takes me out to dinner or to the beach to watch the sunset... and sometimes he wears a wig."

   "I have always had this dream of us rapping in the sky over my city and dissing my friends from up there. Since I moved to another house I started meeting this man while freestylin. Not every single time, I have this dream about rapping, but often enough. He raps too.. something about (I Know I Got) Skillz."

   "The first time I had a dream about this man was around 1992. I had a dream about getting lost in a huge and deserted basketball court. Suddenly this man appeared in Orlando. He chased after a baskettball for what seemed like an hour until I found myself against a wall in the kids' area of the court. At this point he smiled at me and took a free throw.. and missed. Ever since that night this man has appeared in all of my dreams and he always misses the free throws."

   "I have never had homosexual relationships or even fantasies. But I dream about having sexing with this man all the time. I must admit he has a lot of imagination and he pleases me. Sometimes when I wake up I discover I too have a wig on."

   "I saw this man in my dream, dressed as an LOL Cat..or some other sort of meme..."

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